Frank's Profile                                   

                      

Status: Designated Full Share

Nickname: "Frank the tank" (kinda cliche')

Birthday: July 1st

Years of Dewey "Education": 3, but feels like much longer.

Favorite Drink: 2 six packs of Miller Lite pounders or anything w/ Vodka.....either seems to work quite well.

Favorite Shot: Irish Car Bomb (current St. Patricks day record holder w/ 14 done by noon)

Talent:  Spending all day and night at the Starboard.

How I Make My Drinkin' Money: Car salesman (beyond popular belief i'm not a terrible person)

Quotes: "To the face!"