Doug's Profile                                   

                      

Status: Designated Full Share

Nickname: Fresh

Birthday: Feb 30th

Years of Dewey "Education": 1/2

Favorite Drink: The fifth or sixth.

Favorite Shot: SoCo & Lime; Jager.

Talent:  Yes

How I Make My Drinkin' Money: Pushing paper.

Quotes: "Oh yeah, what are you gonna' do?  Release the dogs?  Or the bees?  Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" - Homer Simpson