Chris' Profile                                   

Status: Half Share, Full Party

Nickname: MPT

Birthday: Four-Twenty

Years of Dewey "Education": I am working on my Dewey graduate degree at this point....

Favorite Drink: Nothing beats a Starboard Special to start the day!

Favorite Shot: Tequila anyone?

Talent:  Saying the alphabet backwards.

How I Make My Drinkin' Money: Super government lawyer.

Quotes: "Sometimes nothin' is a real cool hand."